Helga: Herr Flick has disguised himseld as a temporary lady stenographer of the female sex

Или вот:

Gruber: I have completed the forgeries of the paintings
(кладёт на стол несколько палок копчёной колбасы)

von Strohm: Well where are they?

Gruber: Here...
(указывает на колбасу)

von Strohm: Why in heaven’s name did you put them is sausages?

Gruber: Nobody told me they did not want them in sausages, what was I supposed to put them in!?