Алло, алло. Диалоги (2)

Helga: Herr Flick has disguised himseld as a temporary lady stenographer of the female sex
Или вот:
Gruber: I have completed the forgeries of the paintings
(кладёт на стол несколько палок копчёной колбасы)

von Strohm: Well where are they?

Gruber: Here...
(указывает на колбасу)

von Strohm: Why in heaven’s name did you put them is sausages?

Gruber: Nobody told me they did not want them in sausages, what was I supposed to put them in!?
 6   2008   смешное