Блог, который я вёл, пока не завёл твиттер
On l’attendait depuis longtemps, elle est enfin là : Apple rend disponible au téléchargement Mac OS X 10.6.2Но пробел перед двоеточием я пока не раскусил.
The great thing about algorithms is that as long as you are rigorously precise, you can be as sloppy as you want
Jeff: But I do worry a little that I think Apple... I don’t think people understand how dominant Apple’s gonna be, I think this is just a tip of an iceberg
Joel: It is a little bit scary. They are getting the kind of dominance in mobile apps that Microsoft had in desktop apps.
Jeff: Yes, I totally agree, but I think that...
Joel: But, they are more evil company.
Jeff: Yes!
If you say physics or chemistry, things that you say are going to happen, happen exactly the way you say they are going to happen. So, if you study Newtonian mechanics and you say that I wanna slide this thing along the table here and it’s gonna hit that thing at some speed. And absent any error or anything like that, that’s what’s gonna happen. And that’s what C programming was like. And that is the world for which test-driven development is perfect.
Now what happened is, we started building larger and more and more complicated things that have lots of those little mechanical things, that they are hard. And we’ve created so many levels of abstractions that what we are dealing with now, is if you plant a seed in a ground, it will grow into a tree. It works 98% of the time. And you can try to get 10 identical seeds somehow that you’ve cloned in seed-cloning device (don’t know what that would be) and plant them at exactly the same soil, give them all exactly the same conditions and you would get statistically normal variation in a tree height. And that’s what programming is like these days. So it is a lot more like biology than it is like physics or chemistry. There are so many levels in which it can go wrong.
So there’s a way to get a Google map in a native app on iPhone. And there is probably about 18 lines of code involved, I don’t know how many lines there are, but not a lot. You get this enormously complicated functionality that’s got extreme personality using very very few lines of code, and so the surface are to test is a lot of complicated functionality that all kinda has to work right, whereas the amount of code you actually wrote is 18 lines and you can almost inspect them faster than you can test that service or that complicated functionality you’re providing, which is going to be fine. Once you get it working, it’s gonna be ok. And where it’s gonna fail is in ways that you would never even dream of writing a test to test for.
I was doing some of that the other day, it’s a little project our listeners can take home. You are on an Apple Macintosh and you have a Quicktime movie of a video and an aiff file. And what you have to do... The Quicktime movie is the movie we gonna play at the beginning of Stack Overflow DevDays tomorrow morning, and the aiff audio is the voice of Daniel saying “Now welcome the host of Stack Overflow DevDays, Joel Spolsky” which has to play at the end of the first video. But not right at the end, you know, like 15 seconds before the end, so it’s like over the captions. Right? So anyway. Easiest way to throw this together is you make some AppleScript, it’s about 14 lines of applescript: start playing the movie, and than it’s got to maximize the player and all kinds of stuff, cause you don’t wanna see the player chrome on the screen. And you want to make sure that when that other audio plays, it stays in the background...
Let me give you an example of what kind of bugs I had while developing this little thing. There is a bug that by default QuickTime on Macintosh will only allow the frontmost QuickTime window to generate audio, the other one will be muted. You can turn this off. You would never know this in advance, until you try to write this app. And the minute you try writing this app, you say: why isn’t the audio playing from that background sound. And then you discover that there is an option in QuickTime and you have to figure out what is the Apple Event that I send to QuickTime to tell it to change it’s parameter so that the background apps can make music too. Because you wouldn’t know this in advance, you would not possibly have written a test for this. That’s what it is like to work at the very top level of the abstraction tree. I just want to play video, and then I want to play an audio behind it and I don’t want to see any chrome on the screen and want the movie to start exactly at the beginning, and you can’t even predict, no matter how hard you read the QuickTime Apple Events documentation, you will not be able to tell me whether or not the movie will start playing when you open it.
Due to copyright restrictions you cannot buy this product in your countryO RLY? Sweet Rosie — клёвый трек, кстати. Ну, в ремиксе Tocadisco.
Но теперь давайте посмотрим на сами выборы. Что такое выборы? Вы берёте количество волос на голове Жириновского, умножаете на количество глаз Грызлова, вычитаете высоту голоса Левичева и помножаете на вес в граммах Зюганова. Этот результат можно подсчитать очень точно, а можно не очень точно. Но даже если этот результат будет подсчитан идеально точно, я хотел бы знать, что мы получим. То есть, попросту говоря, без метафор и без стёба — выбирать между теми партиями, которые у нас допущены до выборов, с точностью до одного голоса, с точностью до тысячи украденных голосов, до миллиона украденных голосов, по-моему, разницы просто никакой нет. Потому что если у вас есть группа совершенно одинаковых продуктов жизнедеятельности и вы их разложите на разные кучки, то сколько бы вы эти кучки ни соединяли и ни разъединяли, продукт жизнедеятельности от этого не изменится, он останется тем же самым продуктом жизнедеятельности. Наш выбор — это выбор между четырьмя фракциями партии «Единая Россия». Про ЛДПР и «эсеров» я не говорю — тут всё понятно. Что же касается КПРФ, то в действительности их различие с «Единой Россией» обнаружить просто невозможно. Кроме того, что они любят Сталина до умоисступления, а «Единая Россия» к Сталину мироволит, вот это, пожалуй, единственное их существенное различие. И в этом смысле точный подсчёт результатов меня как-то совершенно не вдохновляет и не волнует.
